SexyPissedOffPants’ Open Note to Atari

When SexyPissedOffPants finds out that a 34 year old trademark comes back from the dead to haunt the sexiest game she’s every seen, she decides to make some noise.

Inside:

• Holy god above, my mind exploded just thinking about its awesomeness.
• At a point you don’t even care about the damn ball, you just want to play with the colours to make it look even more beautiful.
• There is no reason for you to extend you sweaty puny legal iguana* into Plasma Pong’s tight sugary banana tree.